What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 01:57

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why are men so attracted to big breasts?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.